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It's 4:40 p.m. The printer jammed, the report is late, and you'd like to rip something in half. So would they. Today, everybody gets to.
By Casey Hopwood · Published: · Last reviewed:
Tearing paper takes two hands working together. One pinches and pulls, the other holds still. That's real work for small fingers. Gluing a strip down is a choice: here, not there. No scissors needed.
You don't have to make it look like anything. A collage that looks like nothing is still a collage.
And yes, it's okay to enjoy the ripping. Tear a few strips for yourself.
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Discover moment: Tear one strip slowly and one fast. Ask, "Which edge is fuzzier?"
Connect moment: Make one together. You tear and they place, then swap. They'll tell you your strips are "too big."
Too much (age 2): Skip the glue. Tape down contact paper, sticky side up, and let them press strips on.
Too easy (3-5): Tear shapes on purpose, like a sun or a house. Then make a picture together.
Too easy (6-8): Make a torn-paper portrait of you. Be ready for the nose.
Other ways to play: Paper Chains (3 and up): loop strips into a chain and tape them shut. Shape Cutting Collage (3 and up): cut simple shapes with blunt-tip scissors, with you right there.
Scraps go in the scrap bin for next time. Cap the glue, wipe the mat. Two minutes, tops.
What I tell friends: My kid's art on the fridge is half construction paper and half my Q3 budget. Honestly, it's an improvement.
Scissors: Keep them put away for 2-year-olds. Kids start on blunt-tip scissors around 3, with you sitting right there. No walking with them, so a trip doesn't end in a poke.
Glue: Use washable school glue sticks. Most school glues aren't poisons, but they aren't snacks. If your kid eats some, call Poison Control at 1-800-222-1222.
Small parts: You do the capping, and keep glue caps, beads and buttons away from kids who still mouth things. Small caps, like pen caps, are a choking hazard, and kids under 4 are at the highest risk.
Mouthing: If paper keeps going in their mouth, take it out and try again another week.
Paper cuts: Card stock edges can nick a finger. Rinse with water, press if it bleeds, then bandage.
Skip it: On days your 2-year-old mouths everything, skip the glue. Use contact paper and big strips.
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This page is general information, not medical advice. If you're worried about your child's health or safety, call your pediatrician.
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